Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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