Dual....:-)
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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