You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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