just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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