Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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