you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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