Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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