It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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