sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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