i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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