it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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