I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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