I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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