Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
ok first of all what the fuck
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