If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
