so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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