I'm gonna have a badass scar
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize