she was so not down for the gang bang
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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