so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he shaved USA in his pubs
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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