It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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