Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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