I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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