Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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