i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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