Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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