I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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