I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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