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(602): View more from Arizona

how was that guy you hooked up with?

(415): View more from California

i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

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(416): View more from Ontario

i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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(281): View more from Texas

Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.

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(517): View more from Michigan

this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(407): View more from Florida

I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city

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(828): View more from North Carolina

It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You just get me

(443): View more from Maryland

I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch

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