Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
soo... how was my night?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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