OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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