The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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