No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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