At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He did a backflip because drugs
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