i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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