The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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