Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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