also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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