did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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