Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
