needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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