got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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