just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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