your thong is hanging out like whoa
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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