You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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