you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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