I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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