I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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