I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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