I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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