Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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