Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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