What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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