I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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