Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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