I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My ass is underappreciated
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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