it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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