ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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