i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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