The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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